JellyPages.com

Thursday, March 4, 2010

jom rehatkan minda~

assalamualaikum w.b.t...salam jihad buat semua.. tak lama lagi dah nak final exam..so sekarang ini ,masih dalam mood mid sem exam..pening + sedikit bercelaru..ditambah pula dengan tesis yang masih tak siap-siap(T__T)..memang kelam kabut dan berserabut..oleh itu,jom kita rest kan minda:D


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' 



Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .  
Friend: Really, what is he studying.  
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.  

============ ========= ========= ========= 

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.  
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.  
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.  

============ ========= ========= =========
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?  
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?  
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'  
Wife: How do you know??  
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,  
Oh GOD! U have come again.  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,  
except the TV in my house.'  
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'  
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'  

============ ========= ========= =========  
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?  
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases  
the board.  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.  
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast  
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would  
be hot.  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and  
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'  

============ ========= ========= =========  
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?  
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup  
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?  

============ ========= ========= ========= 
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense  
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'  

============ ========= ========= ========= 
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'  
Servant: 'It's already raining.'  
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'  

============ ========= ========= =========  
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not  
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM  
 

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Abercrombie and Fitch style has lived much longer than Abercrombie its counterparts from the 1980s; Abercrombie Sale it may be because of its relatively Cheap Abercrombie inoffensive style or Abercrombie outlet because people just love animals, abercrombie Jeans but it's less frowned upon.Today you can find high quality blanket and sheet sets in a cheetah print. Abercrombie Pants These are common enough that you could Abercrombie Tees even go to a department store and find them, so you should have no problem finding cheetah printed sheets Abercrombie Shorts and blankets if they are what you are looking for. Abercrombie Sweaters These can be a great accent to a more contemporary home theme, though obviously are not great for homes that are more conservatively or classically decorated. Curtains that have this type of pattern are more difficult to come by. You may have to go to interior design specialty stores, or look online order to find curtains with cheetah spots printed on them. However, in most cases if you can find them, they are usually not very expensive.